Today I got stuck behind the slowest driver ever.
Really, the slowest- ever.
I was in a little bit of a hurry, but I didn't get irritated,
I didn't curse her out or shake my head in disgust.
Instead I enjoyed the slowness of it.
So I hope you too get stuck behind a blue-hairded lady driving a mint condition 1988 Vauxhall Nova,
may you remember to slow down this Holiday Season.